Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.
― George R.R. Martin (via trueheroinex)


why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

You had this expression on your face, like you weren’t quite sure you were supposed to be on Earth.
― (via equily)


i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce


why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”